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The next Pope should be Sam Allardyce. He’d sort the defence out, keep the Catholic Church in the top division, and get everyone pulling in the same direction. He’s also good at raising money.

Pope Francis has passed away this morning after a recent battle with illness. He served as sovereign of Vatican City State for 12 years.
Born in Buenos Aires, Argentina, he was the first pope of the Americas and the Southern Hemisphere. RIP.
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There ain’t no party like a Cheetos party. (via Instagram)
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Life is difficult… I understand that. But condemning us autistic and disabled people won’t fix your troubles. You won’t rise above by pushing us down. Flaming out our candle by starving its oxygen won’t make yours burn brighter. You just make the world a darker place.
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What a game last night!! The impossible is possible with Manchester United; 5-4 winners in extra time over Lyon (after trailing 2-4 with less than 10 minutes to go). Roll on Bilbao in the semifinals next month.
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UK Supreme Court hands down stunning judgement; a woman is a woman if she was born a woman. Source: (BBC)
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I can’t believe how poor Real Madrid were last night. They barely created a chance when needing to chase down a 3-0 first leg deficit against Arsenal. They even lost the match on the night 2-1 (the only RM goal coming from a huge defensive error).
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Trump’s decision to exempt smartphones and computers from Chinese tariffs was entirely predictable. Monday will be a fun day on the markets.
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