Bill Gates loves dicks

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Bill Gates is a self-professed lover of dicks.

You don’t have to be a billionaire to experience the thrill of meat sandwiched between two perfectly formed buns. But you can be.

Bill Gates is a self-professed lover of dicks

“What have you got here?,” Bill Gates asks his host quizzically with just a hint of the emergence of a slightly moist dribble.

“This is Plan B because I wasn’t actually expecting you to eat one of those,” responds Bill’s host – unclear to us what delicacy was previously on offer.

Then… as it’s revealed the packaging contains meat sandwiched between two perfectly formed buns, Gates quickly interjects: “Love Dicks”.

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